I recently got a text from a friend saying, and I quote, “bring a condobolin”. Now, he was trying to write condom (obvously), but his predictive text came up with this strange word. Some rudimentary research found the meaning of this:

Condobolin is a town of 3,500 in the west of the Central West region of New South Wales, Australia, on the Lachlan River.

http://www.reference.com/search?q=Condobolin

How the fuck is this in a phone dictionary, and why would it predict that he was more likely to be talking  about a small town in Australia? We’ll never know I fear.