I was just having a conversation with my housemate about what to wear to impress a girl. We came up with:

• A gorilla costume to show a good sense of humour;
• A tie to look smart;
• A lab coat to look intellectual;
• Carry an onion and a knife to cry periodically to show a sensitive side;
• Wear lipstick to reveal a feminine side;
• Carry dumbells to show strength;
• Brogues to indicate wealth;
• And of course some leopard-print leggings to show individuality.